Online Tournament Cancellations After Long Game Play

We all know that playing some big tourneys take a long, long time. Hours, most of the day is usually a time frame that we would place aside to win some big cash. When a site goes down however, so does a tournament which can leave a person tilting more then imaginable and for a long, long time!

I am only just writing about an incident which left me more then furious! I imagine that anyone would have been. It didn't just leave me furious but also wondering. "I wonder if this will ever happen again, and worse! Worse if it is more money involved!" I suspect that not many people have had this happen, but it does, I assure you. Not too often thank goodness.

I was playing in a tourney, $15 + $1.50 buy-in and had been for hours. The bubble had well and truly burst with only 18 remaining. I was in the lead and at this stage no-one looked like catching me quickly, I was in the zone, on fire and chipped up!

It was break time, I went off to the bathroom, got a drink, got back and sat down to play as I cintemplated how I would finish the tournament off which would help pay for a new car. I was happy knowing that I was cashing pretty big for such low stakes. Then a message came up:

This table is being shut down by the system administrators

I couldn't click ok to make it go away and was scratching my head as to why they would shut down the table when there are 9 on it. I giggled at the stupidity and then realized it was possible that people had been cheating and that maybe that was why. If so, I was happy! Be gone with cheats in my opinion - I hate them!

A new message appeared:

This tournament has been cancelled for scheduled maintenance, as per policy your tournament entry will be refunded. Something along those lines. I didn't know what was going on. I looked at my account balance and there were a few hundred more dollars in it, I didnt understand what the heck had happened.

Suddenly the site went down and was unavailble, I was not impressed! I was yelling and screaming and seeing my visions of the grand win fade away. I had been paid a portion of the win which is why my account balance went up, the same portion as the other 17 players. I had also received my tournament buy-in back. Brilliant!

What do I want? A win and a nice cash for all my hard hours of work? Or - a few hundred bucks and a tilt like one wouldn't believe? Stupid question to ask really.

Regardless, in years of online tournament play, this has only happened twice to me. That's pretty good odds that it won't happen. It is obviously not going to happen during online majors (Sunday USA and Monday Australia) but it can! It took me a few hours to realize the chances of it ever happening again were next to none, at one point I was never playing a tournament again lol.

Anyway, when it happens on any site, you are compensated as per the terms and conditions which are pretty much the same on most sites. For the man or woman who has only 500 chips left, this is awesome as they get the same as the leader; who is obviously harder done by.

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Adjusting to Pro Status as a Female on Online Sites


The week has been a tough one to say the least. It was like a complete transformation in my thought patterns which made adjusting to life as a FeltStars team pro very difficult. I look back at my poker game and sure; I haven’t won a championship or 1mil playing cash but I have held my own, usually cashing out at the end of the week when I have been fulltime playing and using the monies for the running of my household.


In one week my game has had a swing for the worst. Mostly I have copped bad beats thank goodness; some stupid moves I made cost me also though. The bad beats were unexpected ones at the start, after a few days I expected to see them come one after the other. I realised I needed some sort of adjustment to my game and to my life as being marked as a pro. Maybe going to a bad beat jackpot table where there is currently $354,000.00+ up for grabs may work! (jokes)


It wasn’t so long ago that I had a lot of issues with being women on a poker table. I had issues bluffing as the players would call me; why? Some men just do not take us seriously. I had a comment to that effect almost 2 years ago “When women start bluffing 20% more in their game THEN I will respect them!” I thought; “Right, bluff 20% more when I can’t bluff against the likes of you at the moment, that’s going to hurt the hip pocket to say the least! And hurt it 20% more!!”


Now; just when I thought I had overcome any issues that I had with being able to bluff and being called with crap I am faced with being marked as a pro. Nasty! This morning there were a minimum of 8 people watching my table; there are people who line up in wait lists to play on my cash tables. Worst of all these cash mongers call EVERYTHING!


I was looking at my beautiful pair of pocket Aces and threw in a nice raise of course! One wouldn’t believe it, call, call, call, call, call..... Then ALL-IN! I wasn’t folding, who would? I called!


Everyone else folded and I was dumbfounded as I see a guy turn over 69os and of course see him hit 69 on the damn flop!
My point; I am now dealing with 2 things; being called and bashed around for being female and also now for being marked as a pro. It’s enough to make you wanna rip your own hair out. Obviously in more serious tournaments such as the $50,000.00 GTD people play more seriously; cash on the other hand???? Look out me! The good news is I will smacked them around in the end. 69os are unlikely to win every hand against aces obviously!


I have toyed around with various hands, positions, playing tight, loose aggressive, tight aggressive and so on and so forth to see what works and I think finally as I write this I have it worked out. I played lower staked tables then I have in months and months; not just for this reason but also for getting a real feel for the poker software. I now know how I am going to deal with these crazy players and will be going back to the 10c/20c tables to get my $$$. Why? Principal! They owe it to me and I want it back lol.


In summary, being a female in poker can be tough, being a female marked pro is tougher, especially if you are not playing $5/$10 cash tables and above.

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Poker News and Poker Results Help Grow Poker Industry


Global poker news is a very important part of the poker industry. In fact; the journalists, bloggers and film-makers of such news have some of the most important positions in this industry. Let's imagine if poker news was never heard nor seen. Would poker be in the boom stage it is today? I suggest not. Global poker news has helped spread the game of poker to every corner of the globe. Without the global news, poker would hardly be known or heard of throughout the world. I have found this applies to all different sectors of poker since the launch of Womens Poker News.

I can use two massive news stories as examples to show exactly how important it is to have poker news published. These two news stories changed poker for good. Without these stories poker would not be a part of the common man's life nor would it be booming in the land down under; Australia. Global news story number one is that of Chris Money Maker. Chrises unique and brilliant storey on his World Series of Poker win rocked the world. The rock was so deep that it made many men alike Chris (tradesmen) head to the felt to be the next world series champ. The news of this victory by a simple tradesman was spread as global news meaning tradesman world wide were now up for the challenge: “If he can do it, I can do it – How easy was that and with such little skill” was the common thought. Thus it wasn't Chris that made a poker boom amongst common men world wide, it was global poker news providers.

My second example would be that of Joe Hachem. Australians went crazy over poker after Joe's World Series of Poker win. Without poker news, we would not have even heard of the win. Australians would still be laying back knowing little about the game – rather then almost every citizen knowing something about it. I remember the days before Joe's win there were not so many Aussies playing on online poker sites as I see now. Now, they are everywhere! Thousands and thousands of them. Also incorporated of course the APL (Australian Poker League).

Although many people in the world did not read poker news from actual poker news sites or publications on these two industry changing wins (as poker was not as common), the hype was broadcast in many news variants from television and radio through to papers and magazines. Since then, the actual tournaments have been replayed also. The point is the news spread globally! The global poker news spread caused the poker booms!

Without global poker news poker wouldn't be what it is today. The roles of the reporters as mentioned above are of most importance. Poker news is responsible for the way poker is today – for without global poker news poker would not have boomed. The stories of the most fabulous and life changing wins would never be known.

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FeltStars Offers 300% SignUp Bonus and Easy Deposits Worldwide


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Poker Table Porn and Breasts



A sexy, enchanting, beautiful lady walks into the room. She is dressed seductively, her lips ruby red and glistening under the heated casino lights. There are many players on the casino floor playing texas hold’em. They are focused on their game and winning what they can. Their focus is stolen by the smell of this ladies sweet perfume as she walks by. She distracts the players; she is in the eyes of all men in the room. Old, young, drunk and sober men cannot resist the urge to look at her seductive body.

Everything on her body looks fantastic; one could confuse this beautiful woman as a prom queen. There is but not one hair out of place, her silky and short tapered skirt shows legs that are a treasure in themselves. Her breasts curved ever so perfectly; moving with her body ever so slightly as she walks past. You can almost see your reflection in her glamourous, deep eyes.

Who has a chance of winning this lady? Who will be buying her drinks and taking her home? Who is going to get lucky, you? She is a prized gem!

Ok, hopefully I reeled you in!

What does she do next?

She goes to the buy-in cashier, gets her chips and goes to a table full of adoring men where she continues using everything god has physically given her; plus more to distract and extract!

There are many men who say they don’t care if it is a female or male player at their table that they take the player for who they are and how they play their game. I doubt these men have had a set of sweet smelling C cups which are attached to one of god’s most beautiful humans who has the poker strategy, scent and talk to match the brilliance of her perfect body. Although few and far between, these ladies are out there and making a living from poker is what they do best.

Watch it guys, you can be eaten alive. I have seen it done and for the record it wasn’t by me lol. My Danish friend racked her prized possessions against some of Aussies apparent best (I didn't say elite). Her rack was big and so were there eyes. She charmed them, flirted with them and had each and every one of them compete for her attention. She had them wanting and needing and wishing. I believe they were more focused on her breasts, scent and body (as well as what was in their pants) then anything – regardless of what they thought.

Call it poker porn? I do – they couldn’t focus on anything but Miss Dane, alike if they watched a porn movie. Bring it on ladies, and watch it men!

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The Funniest Poker Book On Earth! WARNING PLAYERS!


This Book Review Was Originally Published in Australian Poker Weekly


Random Thought


"Writing this book review is probably going to be one of the funniest things I ever do, simply because the book is a crack up. By crack up I don't by any means think the book is worthless. I mean it is by far the funniest piece of literature I have ever read!".


Crazily I started my book review article with a "random thought". I thought (randomly of course) that starting the review like this was quite suitable as all throughout the book Texas Hold'em; Tony Korfman gives his random thoughts (I feel sorry for his wife). This book and reading this funny man of pokers "random thoughts" is strangely addictive. Be warned though so is his behaviour!


Since finalising this awesome book I now swear more, curse more, tease more, laugh more and write down my thoughts randomly like a crazy lunatic. Ok, really i don't! But thats what Tony Korfman would say, well at least I think he would. If he wouldn't say that then he is an idiot when it comes to writing book reviews about his own book!


Random Thought


"I just got caught out by 40,000 readers telling tales and calling someone an idiot like Phil Hellmuth would (or Tony Korfman). I am suing Tony Korfman for this, he has caused the ruin of my reputation!"


Readers; as wonderful as the blog you are reading is (for those who have forgotten due to age it is called Poker Down Under and Every Where Else or HotAussieChick blogspot), Tony Korfman's Texas Hold'em is all of the above plus more. Damn! I have lied again, it isnt all of the above, thats my rattling. It is however hillarious, entertaining, low cost (thats the best part) stupid, good, and at times has some good strategy. Don't get me wrong though the book doesnt appear in any way to be a strategy book. Actually, it does in some ways; a lot of ways. Tony Korfman tells it how it is. If that includes calling someone a Pri_k or saying the word F_ck, then he does. In saying that; if you do happen to be in that very old age category and have a pace maker (I have nothing against old people for the record) then I give you a WARNING -


DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK IT WILL KILL YOU!


For anyone that isnt in that category and wishes the read a poker book that isnt going to send them to sleep. But this book now! It is USD$20 available at www.pokergas.com (where you will get a taste of whats in it) and comes with a DVD set so you dont actually have to read it.


Random Thought


"The best $20 you could spend this week is purchasing from Tony Korfman! You get a 389 page book, 12 CD's and the poker laugh of your life! This purchase is specifically suited to those who have lost all thier money playing poker and have had thier electrcity turned off - you can hear on the CD's rather then try reading this book in the dark. Oh My Goodness! I have mucked this review up again! For those who are as silly as me you need power to listen to CD's too!


No more random thoughts from me, my book review is over. Buy the damn thing for crying out loud you wont be dissapointed!


One more random thought before I go.......


"The more people that purchase this book the better off I will be when I sue Tony Korfman so I hope I have convinced you all to buy it. Of course, I could be a marvellous writer and have just written the review this way to make you buy the book and sue Tony Korfman for ruining my reputation. Untill you buy it though you will not know."

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Women at the World Series of Poker 2010 My Winning Tips & My Feminine Poker Thoughts

Today I find myself laying around and day dreaming. I have been thinking of my fellow women in poker, the WSOP and have also had deep thoughts about my friends and teams that I think have a really good chance this year. I thought my laying around day dreaming picture would be suitable for such a post to help you get the picture LOL. Let's start with me re-capping my thoughts on women and the WSOP.

There has been much speculation about 2010 being the year of women in poker and I have got to say I have been some what impressed by the performance of many ladies this year! There was a comment made by an absolute imbocile which has me writing this blog post on women. He said "A woman won't win a bracelet at the WSOP even if they are the only entrant - women suck at poker." The guy has my attention! Obviously! Comments anyone?

Here's my comment to the guy who thinks he knows everything. "You mate, are a fool! Let's start with the fact that there will definietly be one women that wins a bracelet and I won't be argued with on that. Infact, I am willing to make a wager bigger then I ever have before! You have no clue what you are talking about, obviously a lady will win a bracelet..... In the ladies event durrrrr!!!!!!" (I was laughing so hard as I thought this) Maybe there will not be 3 winners; but there WILL be at least one.

Anyway, events are underway and it's getting very exciting! If I had to pick a female that would win a bracelet beyond the ladies event it would be Annette Obrestad; although such pressure could surcome her. I guess everyone is expecting a big performance from her. I think an unknown women will cash too. Actually I HOPE not think. I want to see another last lady standing; one we don't know of as yet. It would be a fabulous addition to the years events. A new poker queen on a throne to join the current ones.

So just a quick re-cap on women in poker leading up to the tournaments of tournaments the WSOP.

We had Annette Obrestad win an Aussie Millions Gold ring to be the first sole woman.
We had Annie Duke take down NBC heads up
Liv Boeree win EPT San Remo
Vanessa Selbst has won the 2010 PokerStars North American Poker Tour

There have been many small wins too that people havn't noticed. Including ones in the WSOP circuit events. The likes of the CPT (canadian poker tour) see's a lady Mary Gabriel in 2nd spot too.

There have been 2 women signed as team pro's with online poker rooms (that I know of off the top of my head). Lacey Jones became the face of the CPT. Womens poker hour has re-started with Amy Zupko and Chess Bitch Jennifer Shahade and in Australia Kirsty Brew showing that she can come back to win an event from less then the cost of a big blind with 3 tables to go! (poker network magazine editor).

There has been a ton of publicity directed at women too. "Year of the women", "Women wins event". You get the hint; I think it already is the year of the women of poker, with or without an additional bracelet win beyond the ladies tournament at the WSOP.

In addition to all of this we have Marsha Waggoner being the only inductee for the year and first female inducted into the Australian Poker Hall of Fame. The USLPC (US Ladies Poker Championship) coming up. The Maven Awards for Women in Poker in it's Inagrual year (with some fine candidates I must add) and much, much, more! I could type all day, but I won't! You get the hint.

I am now going to sit back and watch and cheer on the ladies of the felt; and also my team mates from Team FeltStars at the WSOP. I will also be cheering on team Shulman again and are hoping to see them hit the final table or even take down another bracelet. Of course, I will also be cheering on all my friends and fellow Aussies when I see them doing well. Until next years WSOP when there will be one more lady added to the felt in Vegas - me!

Just to prove I pre thought of it, in the case that it may happen. I pick that my mate Sorel Mizzi will final table the WSOP and or win a bracelet. I think he is ready to bash his way through. Good Luck to Huggy also!

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